Zimajays Random & Rubbish (R&R)

[zimajays]

SOOOO

I generally can talk THE biggest lot of rubbish this side of pluto! And it is fairly random stuff that comes out....

so in order to keep the admin sane (love what you done with the joint by the way) I have this thread where I can just talk poo.

Obvioulsy I get really bored with my own company (you have NO idea how I can argue with myself) so would love any other poo talkers out there to come and join me! Dont be shy! I only bite on full moons....



I was wondering why gravity only affects women of a certain age, and is it normal to have homicidal tendencies towards "perkies"
grrrrrrrr

[Bokkie]

"perkies"?

[zimajays]

yeh them wot got perk boobies, and wot not! GRRRRRR I need to open a can of whip ass on them!

[Amarula]

lol, I assure you that most of the other AA members are able to talk poo too. ZJ's brand of poo (brussel sprout free apparently - according to her about me profile...) may just be a welcome eye opener to others out there... hope everyone joins in!

winkw

[zimajays]

I tell you them brussle sprouts are MEAN ASS WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRUCTION.....

[Amarula]

I tell you them brussle sprouts are MEAN ASS WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRUCTION.....

Mmmmm, that reminds me, I have a frozen packet of them in my freezer that have been sitting there for the past 2 years now - imagine how potent they could be by now?

*tootling off to throw them away...*

[zimajays]

Mmmmm, that reminds me, I have a frozen packet of them in my freezer that have been sitting there for the past 2 years now - imagine how potent they could be by now?

*tootling off to throw them away...*

'Tooting'?????? For all that is holy - run women run...

That is just nasty!

[Bokkie]

hope everyone joins in!

winkw


everyone invited otherwise it will be a dreary one to one to oneself conversation

[zimajays]

Too true. Talking to me is not so bad, me gets me - but myself is real biatch....

[China]

Arrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hello Good Day I say

If my Avatar moved it would indicate how much brown stuff has the potential to be shovelled without too much effort.......

[Bokkie]

me thinks this may be a match made in heaven....


.....bokkie sits back and waits......

[zimajays]

Arrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hello Good Day I say

If my Avatar moved it would indicate how much brown stuff has the potential to be shovelled without too much effort.......



wadddupppp China - so what your deal - are you like the pickanini boss around this joint???? Do you have power??? are you open to bribes.....

[admin]

Arrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hello Good Day I say

If my Avatar moved it would indicate how much brown stuff has the potential to be shovelled without too much effort.......

Fixed the problem Mr mod sir - just need to teach you how to go into your profile in the background to sort out these digestive issues... sometimes uploading there works better.

winkw

[zimajays]

dam and there I was thinking admin had come exspecially to say howzit to me! I got all excited....

[admin]

dam and there I was thinking admin had come exspecially to say howzit to me! I got all excited....

lol, I only tend to correspond with plebs in the special 'wrap on the knuckles' by private message kind of way.

Howzit zimajays smilew


wadddupppp China - so what your deal - are you like the pickanini boss around this joint???? Do you have power??? are you open to bribes.....

China has his finger permanently on the ban button - he gets a special thrill from it yesw

[China]

wadddupppp China - so what your deal - are you like the pickanini boss around this joint???? Do you have power??? are you open to bribes.....
I have as much power as my plug can handle and I am open to anything......I don't bend though, my knees can't do it anymore.......

[China]

Fixed the problem Mr mod sir - just need to teach you how to go into your profile in the background to sort out these digestive issues... sometimes uploading there works better.

winkw

The staff are always the last to know..........laughw

[zimajays]

lol, I only tend to correspond with plebs in the special 'wrap on the knuckles' by private message kind of way.

Howzit zimajays smilew


''Some say if set alight, he’d burn for a thousand days, and that after eating printing ink, he obtains the ability to fly. All we know is, he’s called Admin''


Greetings Admin...

[China]

China has his finger permanently on the ban button - he gets a special thrill from it yesw

oooohhhhhhhhhhhh, aaaaaaaahhhhhh, .....and rest........aaaaaaahhhhhhhh....me and the ban button have an 'understanding'....twitcyw

[zimajays]

I have as much power as my plug can handle and I am open to anything......I don't bend though, my knees can't do it anymore.......


Dont bend?? How much fun is that then?? So not into karam sutra then???

Nice to meet you China - may the poo flow nice and steady and the air blocks be short and sweet...

[Bokkie]

China has his finger permanently on the ban button - he gets a special thrill from it yesw

Damn, I was just getting all warm and cozytonguew

[zimajays]

oooohhhhhhhhhhhh, aaaaaaaahhhhhh, .....and rest........aaaaaaahhhhhhhh....me and the ban button have an 'understanding'....twitcyw



Dude - get a room! and then make a peep hole so we can all watch....

[China]

Dont bend?? How much fun is that then?? So not into karam sutra then???

Nice to meet you China - may the poo flow nice and steady and the air blocks be short and sweet...

I love the...(add classic line here)........

Nice to meet all in here and to all in here.............

[admin]

''Some say if set alight, he’d burn for a thousand days, and that after eating printing ink, he obtains the ability to fly. All we know is, he’s called Admin''


Greetings Admin...

Printing ink? Off to find some, I'd love to be able to fly.

Must find out your sources (excluding those voices in your head of course) so that I can be more conscious of my limitations in my desire to achieve world domination...

twitcyw

[zimajays]

Printing ink? Off to find some, I'd love to be able to fly.

Must find out your sources (excluding those voices in your head of course) so that I can be more conscious of my limitations in my desire to achieve world domination...

twitcyw


I have also heard it told that you are afraid of ducks! and you are currently fluent in morse code....

[Bokkie]

1 boo ......

[zimajays]

aww bless - I love that duck...

[zimajays]

So I was wondering, as you do...

is it still wrong that I still REALLLLLLLLLY like the Katie Perry song "I kissed a girl"?

What worries me even more is the song SUDDENLY pops into my brain just as me and hubby are taking the field to play a bit of bedroom rugby, I then get the giggles, and things literally go down hill from there...

[China]

So I was wondering, as you do...

is it still wrong that I still REALLLLLLLLLY like the Katie Perry song "I kissed a girl"?

What worries me even more is the song SUDDENLY pops into my brain just as me and hubby are taking the field to play a bit of bedroom rugby, I then get the giggles, and things literally go down hill from there...

downhill???????
radarw

[zimajays]

yup - please dont tell me I have to explain that, coz then gosh, you will just make me blush winkwwinkw

[Esp]

downhill???????
radarw

From the sounds of it ,, could be uphill and downhill and uphill and downhill and uphill and downhill yesw

[zimajays]

I was kinda hoping that it would be - and you would think considering I am a *insert famous super model* that it would, but I am thinking the giggling put paid to that idea and as a result we just had down down down down....

*sigh*

[Amarula]

I was kinda hoping that it would be - and you would think considering I am a *insert famous super model* that it would, but I am thinking the giggling put paid to that idea and as a result we just had down down down down....

*sigh*

Hey I'm not the Agony Aunt here ZJ and this sounds like a serious problem but maybe if you shared these intimate thoughts with your hubby rather than giggle (eish, if he thinks that you are laughing at him without an explanation, then I am not surprised that things go downhill fast - laughing in such serious matters as bedroom rugby is a serious no-no where men are concerned...) you may just find that once the thrill of you being the *famous super model type* and the 'kissing a girl' concept is aired, you may just spice things up a bit in that department?

I shouldn't really be helping you as I am seldom able to relate to famous super model types, but I would hate for you to think of me as bitter and twisted in any way whatsoever twitcyw

[zimajays]

Ahhhh Amarula - such fine words of wisdom...

My hubby has given up on me as a bad joke, which is funny coz I think I am hilearous...

[Bokkie]

hahahahah nutters. Being a sweet and innocent Bokkie, I have no idea what you are talking about.

[zimajays]

*cough* *cough* *splutter* HOLY CRAP girl dont be doing this to me! I inhaled boiling hot tea up my left nostril! And now it hurt like ****E!

Hay any one hear the news about Andy Flower? I told the poms at work they need to design the brit flag to take into account the Zim influance in thier country!

I would tell you what they said but it even made my ears burn!!!!

laughwlaughw

COME ON THE BLOODY FOREIGNERS!!!

[Bokkie]

*cough* *cough* *splutter*
COME ON THE BLOODY FOREIGNERS!!!

you called

[zimajays]

now then Bokke - some one mentioned NSFW - just up my alley - any ideas?

[Bokkie]

First thought: BUTTS

wat se jy buttslut

[zimajays]

its like you and me are ONE!

Soooo I was thinking...

Do you reckon China would be man enough to step up to the mark and bare all????

[Bokkie]

its like you and me are ONE!

Soooo I was thinking...

Do you reckon China would be man enough to step up to the mark and bare all????

Me I am staying quiet on this one, I think it's a question of consulting his missus first. You could always ask for volunteers?

[China]

bah, nakedness, it's been done already.........


Ask my neighbours.........

[zimajays]

ahhh but China its not nakedness I am after...

[Amarula]

ahhh but China its not nakedness I am after...

Hell yeah, ZJ is after class - not something the neighbours have seen.

*Amarula is wondering why she is encouraging this, as she is well aware of ZJ's influence, pulling power and techniques... :cutie

[China]

Hell yeah, ZJ is after ass - not something the neighbours have seen.

*Amarula is wondering why she is encouraging this, as she is well aware of ZJ's influence, pulling power and techniques... :cutie

twitcyw

[Cez]

ooo ooo ooo butt slutt at work... woohoo here we go :notworthy

[zimajays]

Sooooo China, are you gonna show us your dents on the side and your promise of power????

[China]

Er, I can show you my Elephant trick.....and for selected guests my special little dance........

[zimajays]

As amazing as your Elephant trick sounds, and your special dance must be, well, special, that is not what I am after...

I just want a picture of your butt, complete with dents on the side and a promise of power....

[zimajays]

China, I was wondering if you stand up in shorts, can you see the back of your knees?

You maybe wondering what this has to do with every day life, but I assure you the answer is quiet profound......



of course I still have to think about the answer...